problematic kid.


teenage angst my ass.

the art of nagging.

now to understand this special art, we must first understand the definition of diffusion.

diffusion is the movement of particles from a region of higher concentration to a region of lower concentration.

so now, the art of nagging, is the act of increasing the amount of verbal
instructions being repeated over and over again until the concentration of words in the surrounding area increases beyond that of the concentration in your brain cells. these instructions will then diffuse into the braincells due to the prescence of a diffusion gradient.

the steeper this concentration gradient, or in other words the higher the difference in concentration, the faster the rate of diffusion. we can therefore conclude that as nagging or the rate of nagging increases, the faster and more efficiently the message gets into one's head.

this theory is purely fictional.

clearly this theory has been proven wrong after the countless nagging sessions teenagers have undergone in their 15 years of life with zero things entering, much less remaining, in the heads of the teenagers.

so now i'll go find a wall to bang my head against.